baywatch in motion

if mitch bucannon were gay,
he'd prance along the beach instead of running...
for a lifesaver, an arm would suffice.

if mitch bucannon were gay,
he'd be you...
sporting technicolor trunks,
in place of boring, red, board shorts.

if mitch bucannon were gay,
he'd wear white on a thursday...
a scarf belt and stretch pants,
for good music he'll stay.

finally...
if mitch bucannon were gay,
he'd teach yoga...
do cartwheels by the bay,
walk from glorietta to ayala...
he'd make things happen like disney magic,
or show up on such short notice...
take you to building tops and bus stops,
and kiss you with no malice.

by jove!
a lifeguard lives in you!


for joel