12-Step Recipe for Major D

1. take any guy in season... preferably attached or a player will do.
2. peal clothes off... and lightly season with flirting.
3. add a couple'a bottles of vodka and wait for buzz...
4. after 10 minutes, fold in 3 hot girls and make out.
5. throw in a couple of guys and stir vigorously...
6. set music on high and dance within the bounds allowed to you...
7. add a pinch of promiscuity, a dash of close proximity, and sprinkle with mutual attraction...
8. pop it all in the makeshift oven of a dancefloor at thickest tension for about half an hour.
9. rotate for even baking... adding a little more booze.
10. turn tension off... and let the stuff gradually cool down in the oven.
11. serve warm... with a lingering taste for new spices.
12. garnish with sweet SMS.